The Jokes Series

Featuring jokes from 'The Guardian' Saturday 4th Dec 2010

The Australian Joke :


I want to share a selection of good jokes (some better than others but that's the way of the world). First an OZ joke -

Two Ozzies are adrift in a boat. While rummaging through the lifeboats provisions, one of them finds an old lamp. He rubs it and a genie appears. The genie grants only one wish. Without giving it much thought, the lamp finder says, 'turn the ocean into VB (Victoria Bitter Beer)'. The genie claps his hands, and the whole sea turns into beer. The genie disappears and only the gently lapping beer waves breaks the stillness as the two consider their circumstances. The second Ozzie turns to the other and says, 'nice going mate, now we're going to have to piss in the boat'.

Credit to Barbara McMahon, via the Guardian.